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Man caught with penis in pasta jar

19 Nov, 2008 12:59 PM
A MAN caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.

Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.

Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken.

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Of all the beaches to pick; it was, "Nobby's".
Posted by Colin O., 19/11/2008 1:23:34 PM
as if you would do this outside.. this should be kept to the privacy of your own home or bedroom.
Posted by sean_wotton, 19/11/2008 1:23:59 PM
Where can a guy get some privacy these days...
Posted by Brett, 19/11/2008 1:44:31 PM
Don't be so mean. He just wanted love.
Posted by Alby, 19/11/2008 2:08:17 PM
This would have to be the best court report that I have ever read. Nice one Mr S Ryan. I look forward to more in the future. Did the gentleman get to keep his jar?
Posted by Brendon, 19/11/2008 3:58:38 PM
Funniest car chase ever!! Can hear the Benny Hill music in the background....
Posted by Coparocks, 19/11/2008 4:52:59 PM
Well I'm never going to order carbonara in a Newcastle restaurant again...ha ha ha ...
Posted by Tim, 19/11/2008 5:00:03 PM
I think he will be eating Chicken tonite, Chicken tonite !!! I will never be able to look at a pasta jar the same again !!
Posted by Tough Titties, 19/11/2008 5:05:34 PM
Yeaaaaah leave the poor fool alone. everybodys gost to have some love.. even if it is from a pasta jar.. better that then the dog! As for the "prude" post by Sean.. have a laugh man! get off that bloody pole and laugh. Its funny.
Posted by ZOE ZO, 19/11/2008 5:23:23 PM
Wow, can I have some of that sauce? And like the rest, hate to think if the Jack Russell had a penchant for 'pasta sauce' :)
Posted by smoky, 19/11/2008 5:30:07 PM
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