It pains me to say it but I’ve gone off Glee. For good, I think.
The vapid high school characters and their repetitive storylines felt too much like homework in the second season.
Network Ten constantly changing the timeslot didn’t help.
But it got so that the whiny choir kids and their teachers had nothing new to say each week, except when they were belting out someone else’s lyrics.
The Fleetwood Mac episode was watchable. The bits between the songs, not so much.
But The Glee Project (Eleven, 7.30pm Friday) is giving this lapsed Gleek cause for hope – plus the opportunity to rock out to awesome ’80s hits.
Actually, I’d go so far as to say Glee’s talent quest spin-off is a bracing splatter of purple slushie in the face of the main show.
The Glee Project has 12 real kids competing in musical challenges for the chance to appear in a seven-episode story arc on Glee’s next season.
As Glee’s casting director, choreographer and musical director put the wannabes through their paces, the teens talk to the camera about their dreams and fears and bitch about each other with maximum sass.
As reality show contestants go, they are as precisely cast as any acting ensemble: there’s the short, Artie-like misfit with braces; the fat girl with red hair; the handsome but awkward exchange student from Northern Ireland; the smug, Rachel-esque starlet; and the black gay kid with the voice of an angel who’s 99 per cent Mercedes-style diva.
Ok, so they play like checklist of obvious character types but the emotions they bring ring truer than most of what we’ve been seeing on Glee lately.
Plus they do a mighty rendition of Katy Perry’s Firework.
And how much fun it was the other week to see poor Damian McGinty, the lad from Derry, nervously mangle a Rick Springfield song he’d never heard until two hours before his elimination sing-off.
“I wish that I was Jessie’s girl,” he kept crooning. Oh, what the Glee writers could do with this kid.
And another thing ...
They’ve cooked up some silly stunts on MasterChef Australia this year but how about Network Ten’s devious little concoction on Sunday night.We get the final MasterChef cook-off from 6.30pm, then an instalment of The Renovators at 7.30pm followed by the MasterChef winner announced from 8.30pm. Gettin’ brazen with the braising, it’s the Shameless MasterChef Finale Sandwich and a little hard to swallow.
Now, over to you. Is The Glee Project better than Glee? Who will win it, and why? And have you gone off Glee yet? Where has the show gone wrong?
And what about the MasterChef Australia finale – will you watch The Renovators sandwiched in the middle, or switch over for the hour? To The Block and 60 Minutes on NBN? To Great Migrations on Prime7. Or Grand Designs on ABC1? Or maybe the umpteenth rerun of As Time Goes By on Gem?!