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A petty bin thief

Just a bin, a wheelie bin, hardly worth complaining about! Perhaps the fellow who stole it a week ago didn't even see it as theft, perhaps as he loaded it onto his ute he thought of it as picking up a piece of fallen fruit from under a tree. It is, I think, the second of my bins stolen by this fellow. The first one was unmarked except for a small hole drilled in the lip under the lid at the front (from which I'd hung a fly trap), and because I assumed he'd taken that bin because it was unmarked I used a wide brush and house paint to convert the new one to a work of art. My hunch is that the thief loaded my bin, or bins, onto a ute as he drove to work in the early morning, and that he uses the bins at work in another suburb.

I'd like to talk to him about thieving. Is, for example, some thieving so petty it's not really thieving? Does he justify stealing my bin with the fact that his own bin, or bins, have been stolen? Is pilfering just a fact of life in our community and are people whose goods are pilfered simply contributing their share?

After all, the words pinch, lift, pilfer, flog, nick and snaffle make light of taking things of low value. How low? Is a bin, about $100, low enough?

I wonder if a petty thief imposes a limit on the value of goods he'll steal. Does morality have degrees and so might he have a moral limit to his thieving? Or am I right in my belief that the bin thief's limit is determined only by opportunity and risk of being caught?

Naturally, if he ends up in court he'll be a man of exemplary character, a man with a long record of community involvement, a generous contributor to charity, always ready to lend a helping hand, and a much-loved family man.

Hey, am I the one being petty?

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Yes Jeff you are being petty about one bin in little Newcastle when we in mighty Lake Macquarie have been slugged with a $1.8 Billion cost for a useless third bin.

We are obviously ruled by a much more impressive local council when they can spend so much of our money.

Now I know you were helpful to devote a column to the advantages of chooks in disposing of food waste:

http://www.theherald.com.au/blogs/jeff-corbett/the-18-billion-chook/2089186.aspx

I hate wasted rates money as much as I hate the bogans who think they have the moral authority to compel us to pay it.

The appalling thing is that two of the dopey Lake councillors that lumped us with this abomination have now joined the bearpit of the NSW Parliament. They won't be sticking around for the local government election in September 2012, so they won't get to feel the wrath of Lake ratepayers over this outrageous additional impost.

Once the rate bills come in with a massive hike in the Domestic Waste Management Charge, there will be swarms of angry voters fuelled by righteous indignation and great vengeance.

Better to lose your bin than get a very expensive one that you didn't need or want.

Posted by Janet, 10/05/2011 4:24:44 AM, on The Herald
Just steal someone elses..its like lunches in the break room fridge, get in take something if it looks better than yours.
Posted by Knights member 1988.-2011, 10/05/2011 5:08:08 AM, on The Herald
No - you are not being petty. It was Your bin - it has been stolen - small as it may seem, that is a Crime. It's called theft.

Another things that irritates me, is people who put their rubbish in another persons bin and usually leave it with the lid unable to close - the flies get in and . . . YUK . . . maggots!!!

Bins are given to EVERY property. If you have too much rubbish, then you have enough money to buy a second bin.

Bin takers are "Criminals".

Posted by Rose-Lake Macquarie, 10/05/2011 5:14:06 AM, on The Herald
If you saw the film Notting Hill with Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant you would know that fruit that has fallen from a tree is the only thing that a Fruitarians can eat.

A carrot from the ground has feelings, and you shouldn't steal an avocado from a tree, and wheat harvesting is wrong on so many levels.

This is why we require a third bin in Newcastle, so that any precious fruit waste can be given back to mother earth through the spiritual process of composting.

Posted by Sally, 10/05/2011 5:14:40 AM, on The Herald
Just refuse to pay the waste part of your rates bill.

How much is it now Jeff? $300 or $500 a year for a service no matter how much capacity and what parts of it you manage to use.

Posted by Nadine, 10/05/2011 6:52:22 AM, on The Herald
Another target of these grubs is to pinch the garden hose left out the front to wash the car, water the gardens and grass etc. Like stealing your wheelie bin worth $100 it is thieving and a person who steals is a thief.Also stealing from retail store is considered a bit of a giggle to most but the $billions involved ceases to be funny, especially when the retailers add on some 3% to cover 'shrinkage' so everybody pays in the end.
Posted by MizJasper, 10/05/2011 6:58:03 AM, on The Herald
According to super nintendo whatshisface of the newcastle police it will be your fault for not having it secured to the gutter wth cctv monitors watching it . A bit over the top but the same situation applys to having valuables stolen from a car. A lot of bloggers agree with the super in saying the stupidity of the victim lead to its being removed. And before you tell me that the bin is given to you by council,the fact is you still have to replace it. I despise thieves and anyone who supports the removal of unsecured property.
Posted by horse, 10/05/2011 6:59:35 AM, on The Herald
Funny you should mention this Jeff as my parents have had several bins (empty) dumped in front of their house over the past few weeks. Can possibly understand pinching them but to dump them empty and clean, one at a time, is passing strange.
Posted by JJ, 10/05/2011 7:36:19 AM, on The Herald
What suburb or town are they in, JJ?
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 10/05/2011 8:58:06 AM
How do you know it's a bloke? You can buy fake surveillance cameras for about $10.00 and they look just like the real thing. Works well they say.

A few years ago the Wilcannia council put wheelie bins all thru the town but they started disappearing at a great rate so they sent out an inpector to find out what was going on. He said to one fellow "where's your bin" and the bloke replied that he had been in hospital. The inspector said "no you don't understand, where's your wheelie bin?".The bloke then replied that he had wheelie been in jail but he didn't want anyone to know!!! Anyway I think they where making fish traps out of them. These days they just burn them, with amazing results. All that is usually left is a bit of plastic with a small steel axle. Maybe you can design an exploding bin or one that self destructs.

Posted by Bush Bunny, 10/05/2011 7:43:28 AM, on The Herald
Ah BB, I'll bet a few ma and pa coachloads have heard that one! How is it out Dubbo way?
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 10/05/2011 9:01:09 AM
hey.... i would be out robbing banks everyday except for the ramifications of getting caught. So I've had to settle for petty crimes that don't require guns.

as they say, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

your whizz bin THIEF would never get sent to gaol for their ROBBERY.

"where ya bin?" "Ive bin ta work" "no, wheres ya wheelie bin?"

Posted by judgedredd, 10/05/2011 8:01:00 AM, on The Herald
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