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Chronic mispellings

For 41 years in journalism I've been reaching for the dictionary, with the possible exception of a year or so when I was with ABC Radio. And not just because spelling doesn't matter on radio - a big part of my job for the ABC in Papua New Guinea was to write in simple English, with words of no more than two syllables.

But even words of two syllables send me to the Oxford often enough. Take fulfil. For the life of me I can't accept that neither the first l nor the second l is double ll, and so again I go to page 533 of my Concise. The two-syllable prostate gets me every time. I know the word for the gland and for lying prone are different, but which one is postrate and which one is prostate? Neither, as I’ve just been reminded by the Oxford, is postrate – it’s prostrate you nong Corbett!

Rhythm never looks as right to me as rythm, and it's pot luck as to whether I'll choose Marylin or Marilyn.

What has happened in my life that I am so inclined to write seperate? One of my workmates has a ditty she learnt at school, "the r separates the as", and hopefully that will overcome the problem for me too.

Some words I have an urge to spell incorrectly, and the misspellings (yes, it's misspelt in the headline) include incidently, concensus, beatle, hypocrasy and dispensable. But, usually, I recognise that they're wrong and correct them. Words for which I need the Oxford's guidance include satellite, aggression, haemorrhage, sacrilegious, supersede, pavilion and stationary. Something more than a poor memory is at work here.

Do you have problems with certain words? And what is the media's most misspelt word? Minuscule?

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Morning Jeff.

I suffer a similar affliction with those pesky words (particularly manoeuvre.....oh you know what I mean!) and no doubt....it is age related. I am beginning to rely on palindromes to get me out of trouble........

Posted by Border Collie, 28/11/2011 4:14:57 AM, on The Herald
What hope for spelling in a nation led by a gubbermint from a party that misspells its name?

Labour or Labor or Layba, they don't believe in much sense, who knows why we have them in local councils?

Posted by Laurie Brewster maclaurie@hotmail.com Skype Video aussie9999red <>, 28/11/2011 4:16:52 AM, on The Herald
Jeff, Jeffry, Jeffery, Jeffrey, Geoff, Geoffrey, Geoffery . . . . .

My name has been spelt and pronounced incorrectly forever.

English is a most complex language.

Posted by Kurri 'n Rose, 28/11/2011 4:18:04 AM, on The Herald
But how do they get Rose wrong, Rose?
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 28/11/2011 8:21:28 AM
And don't forget Kronic, banned in Australia since June 30, but available at a milk bar in New Zealand near you.
Posted by Laurie Brewster maclaurie@hotmail.com Skype Video aussie9999red <>, 28/11/2011 4:19:25 AM, on The Herald
Diarrhoea. Acommodation.
Posted by sha, 28/11/2011 4:25:54 AM, on The Herald
I would say, sha, that accommodation is the most misspelt word on signs in Australia.
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 28/11/2011 8:22:44 AM
why is dyslexia so hard to speel.
Posted by billybobjohnboy redneck, 28/11/2011 6:03:34 AM, on The Herald
Jeff, I am tempted everyday to return a Newcastle Herald to your office with the spelling and grammatical errors corrected.
Posted by worried, 28/11/2011 6:25:20 AM, on The Herald
A problem for newspapers, and many other industries, is that young people these days spend more time at screens than they do reading, and so they don't begin their working life with, generally, high spelling and grammar levels. It seems that when someone can't spell they tend not to recognise that a word is spelt incorrectly.


Posted by Jeff Corbett on 28/11/2011 8:26:53 AM
The English language is afterall, the bastardisation of a number of different European languages so there are bound to be vagaries. With spell check however on most computers, there is no excuse, apart from laziness, for spelling and grammar errors.
Posted by Miz Jasper, 28/11/2011 6:56:39 AM, on The Herald
I've never used spell check. It uses American spelling, doesn't it?
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 28/11/2011 8:28:28 AM
I went to Kurri Kurri high skool so mi spellin is qite shockink !

Seriously though I always have to check with the dictionary whilst I'm putting an entry with this blog and it has taught me how to spell a lot of words correctly !

Posted by Crazyivan, 28/11/2011 6:57:06 AM, on The Herald
When people ask me how do you spell any words, usually I have to write it down and look at it to work out if I'm correct.

But time and again there is one word I always get wrong and it's calendar. The other two I get confused is there and their. I confuse them all the time and it annoys me that I still get it wrong so many times.

I had no problems with spelling at school. The word most misssspealt I see on this blog is your for you're when a blogger is calling another blogger an idiot or moron. i.e. Jeff your such a controversial columnist. aaarghhhhh

Posted by leahkf, 28/11/2011 6:59:02 AM, on The Herald
Most people seem not to be concerned about spelling when writing for a screen, as in email and blog responses. I suspect it is because they regard their writing as ephemeral, as, unlike when it's on paper, as not permanent.
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 28/11/2011 8:31:22 AM
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