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Today, bloggers, is the first day of my annual leave, and I want to wish each of you, even Adam, a happy Christmas-New Year. Thank you all for being such scintillating company during the year, for being the characters that you are, and for sharing part of your life. I've written in the Herald today about the blog, and I'll copy and paste that here. Tomorrow in the Herald, by the way, I tell how I'm going to become a better person in 2012, and hopefully that process will be underway by the time of my return on Tuesday, February 14. Cheers, and thank you again. Hey, I think I'm going to miss you! Jeff.

AS a young teenager I was fascinated by the British soapie Coronation Street, and while I was never sure why, I think now it was that the characters were not only credible but that I’d encountered them in my short life.

I’d seen a number of perpetually disapproving women just like Ena Sharples, nervous mousy women like Minnie, stern and sneering Marthas and monosyllabic men in overalls, real characters rather than the impossibly melodramatic characters of American and Australian soap.

And that’s why I sometimes have a sense of Coronation Street when I’m on my blog.

The blog, like Coronation Street, has its own life, a life, like that of a company, that is more than the sum of the individuals who create it. But more importantly in the association with the British series, the blog has credible characters.

Not only are they credible, they’re real, because while blog contributors can disguise their identity they invariably disclose their personality and character over a series of posts. We come to know whether Honeypie is a cranky, intolerant bastard or a kindly person accustomed to being the victim, and that’s despite his best efforts to reinvent himself. Yes, attempts at gender reassignment fail too.

The day’s blog article, a shorter version of the day’s column in the Herald, provides the hook for the day, but running in parallel to the debate or mere discussion are what I like to think of as committee proceedings, perhaps blog respondents immersed in their own argument or exploring an issue that appeals to them both.

Sometimes these parallel proceedings are not as friendly as I’d like – there is no love lost, for example, between Directeur Sportif and The Real Tough Titties. They’ve quarrelled about road rules for cyclists, Newcastle street names, famous Hunter athletes and local history, and next year I’m planning to provoke an argument about the origins of lilly pilly jam.

These combatants have, also, a friendlier life on the blog. We have, for example, been part of the admiring circle as Directeur Sportif became a father for the first time and as The Real Tough Titties married. And Directeur Sportif gives us uncommonly lucid explanations of matters of medicine and science.

This life beneath the surface of the blog has, like life itself, joys and sadnesses, and one heart-wrenching episode was the struggle against cancer and death of the teenage son of the blog’s chaff and oats, who at that time and since has parted the curtains on the life of a parent involved in such an emotional challenge.

We’ve been privy to the highs and lows of life in China of a Coalfields man teaching English at a Yancheng university, of a Newcastle woman’s efforts to balance her roles as a vet and as a single mother, of a first-time Newcastle councillor’s struggle with the realities of politics.

We have a retired policeman who gives a sharp account of why we have so much antisocial behaviour, a divorced mother of adult children who rises at 4am to work a number of jobs to pay for her modest home, an artist who is revelling in being a mother for the first time, an investor and investment advisor who has given us a fascinating insight into his descent into depression and, I’m pleased to say, his recovery, a teetotal doorman at a Newcastle club who does not sing the benefits of alcohol.

There are many more characters on the blog, some who make an appearance in most blog topics, some who come and go, and some who rush across the stage unloading as they go.

Not all like me, and even more disagree with me, which is a relief, but many are ready to spring to my defence, as they did this week against Adam, who wrote: ‘‘You are the epitome of lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, wit and sense. I would love to have a conversation with you. I didn't bother reading the dribble that is above. I'm sure you have not failed to uphold to the low standard of your usual written slop.’’

I hope we hear more of Adam, and indeed you, in 2012.

Please, everyone, stay safe.

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I think you have a few bloggers who could be seen as Les Battersby clones.


Posted by Stevo106, 23/12/2011 7:30:43 AM, on The Herald
Merry Christmas Jeff and the blogging team.I hope everyone enjoys their Christmas with family and friends and take an extra moment to not only enjoy but savour the time together.

I have enjoyed the contributions of all our regular bloggers and the virtual friendships that accompany the blog.

Posted by chaff and oats, 23/12/2011 8:00:03 AM, on The Herald
Hi Jeff.

Thanks for all the various topics throughout the year and the effrt in putting them together. Most, if not all, designed to provoke and prompt. Many topics, like your melodious vocal chords, ruff and reddy. At the end of the day however, never boring. Not all agreed with you but if everybody did, how drab would the column be. Seasons Greetings to your familiy and various persons here. Remember your age, take care of your wife and understand your children and come back next year and we can all do it again.. Cheers and Thanks

Posted by MizJasper, 23/12/2011 8:00:35 AM, on The Herald
Jeff, I never spring to your defence as you seem to have no problem making your argument, or pointing out the flaws in the attackers.

However if I ever sense a bully and a victim, I will defend the victim! After all I went to a girls school and saw it often enough.

So one and all, you cwazy cwazy bloggers, have a FABO christmas and New year.

Enjoy the cheer!!


Posted by leahkf, 23/12/2011 8:20:24 AM, on The Herald
Adam is a d...head.
Posted by Da Yuehan, 23/12/2011 8:29:25 AM, on The Herald
Long time reader. Rare poster. I read mainly to see what you reveal about yourself Corbs. Seems to me you're a choko and chicken loving want to be river dweller who cant sit through a movie and like most of us cant stand pony tailed, tattoed bogans living on welfare who like to pinch our stuff to get by. Not to mention fat bikies and their equally fat birds. Your bloggers are also worth a mention but they get enough chance to expose themselves during the year. Thanks for the read. Your blogs re camping make me wonder why you're going again this year. Have fun anyways.
Posted by Realist, 23/12/2011 8:40:58 AM, on The Herald
Cheers, Realist, and good to hear from you even if it as the end of the year!
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 23/12/2011 1:37:01 PM
I wonder who I would be on Coronation Street?
Posted by Bush Bunny, 23/12/2011 10:00:30 AM, on The Herald
Do they have a country spiv, BB?
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 23/12/2011 1:37:51 PM
never watched coronation street. Always a great fan of bugs bunny, the addams family and the munsters though.

I figure there would be a few cartoon characters among the bloggers

sorry, I digress once again.

Happy season to all. Thanks for another fun, informative, interesting and at times astounding year of reading, arguing and discussing. Adam ,Evan, Eric, etal, ....your boat awaits you.

Posted by sid, 23/12/2011 2:14:51 PM, on The Herald
Mrs. Intouch and intouch himself extend our wamest regards to all Jeffs regular readers and bloggers, to Jeff and his family, we wish you all a very happy and safe festive season.

This is intouch signing off for the year that was.

Posted by intouch, 23/12/2011 7:53:38 PM, on The Herald
sid, you digress all you like - i quite enjoy your digressions and have since you joined the blog.
Posted by senior sergeant smith, 23/12/2011 8:59:22 PM, on The Herald
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