Some young git tailgating so close he's barely visible through the rear window, but what can you do? Yes, touch the brakes, as I have done occasionally, but his driving is a bigger problem than just this one instance. An idiot on the F3 weaving at great speed back and forth across three lanes in the peak-hour stream home. Where are the coppers when you need them? A hoon races down your residential street at a set time every day, and when I hear this particular hoon roaring down my street I have a few moments of fear for my neighbours' small children. But what can we do?
Not much in NSW. Sure, you can call the police but, practicalities being what they are, that is unlikely to lead to much.
If you lived in South Australia, Queensland,Tasmania and New Zealand you could do something satisfyingly effective: you could accept the police invitation to report dangerous driving to a special hotline. Well, it's even stronger than an invitation, it is a police request, and the police actually do something with your report.
Take South Australia, where police launched Traffic Watch in March 2006. Police send a warning letter, officially caution, fine or arrest and charge a driver where enough information is deemed to be reliable.
Tasmania's dob-in-a-bad-driver scheme has been hurriedly introduced, since nine people died in three accidents on the state's roads last Thursday, but police say they are heartened by the public's willingness to help.
Take New Zealand, where Community Roadwatch has operated for 12 years with amazing results. If in any two-year period police get three complaints from different people, the vehicle is deemed to be one driven by unsafe drivers and the local police are asked to pay particular attention to it and to all vehicles registered to the same person. Every hoon's nightmare!
It's simple enough. Dangerous drivers know they anger other drivers, and they'll know that angry drivers are likely to do something about it. Beautiful. And the angry driver can have an immediate impact, if he gets the chance, by making a spectacle of writing down the hoon's number. No room for anonymity, of course, and while stated willingness to stand by your report in court helps police it is not usually essential.
Reckless driving entails much more than speeding, but, unfortunately, it is only speeding that is likely to bring driving idiots to the attention of the law unless they kill someone. With a NSW version of dob-in-a-hoon every idiot will be vulnerable and will know he's vulnerable in every reckless moment.
I'd have no compunction about calling the hotline, identifying myself and putting myself forward as a court witness. Do you, like me, see it as standing against road-going thugs, or do you see it as that old Australian taboo, dobbing?