I reckon a good snake is a dead snake. Sure, I accept that snakes are part of the natural order of things, that they have a role in the balance or harmony of nature, and I'm happy for all that so long as it's not anywhere near me. Campers, for example, who issue the myth "it's illegal to kill a snake you know" as they drive a black or brown into the undergrowth won't be so unquestioning if their child is bitten. The old lines about us being in the snake's environment won't go down so well when the child is on life support.
It's been obvious to me that the people who intone the "illegal to kill a snake you know" line are the sort of people who believe the last thing they were told, and so when I encountered that line for the umpteenth time yesterday I set out to find the law that says "thou shalt not kill snakes". Well, guess what? There is no such law.
National Parks and Wildlife told me that the prohibition on killing snakes is in section 98 of the National Parks and Wildlife Act 1974, and the relevant part of that says "A person shall not: (a) harm any protected fauna ...". Protected fauna is fauna not listed as unprotected, and so snakes don't even rate a specific mention here. In fact, on the face of it killing a snake is no more serious an issue than killing any reptile, be it a house lizard or a tortoise, not that anyone would want to harm either.
Indeed, the act makes provision for the killing of snakes while it makes no provision for the killing of lizards or tortoises. Section 112, under the heading "Harming snakes", says a person is not guilty of an offence if he kills a snake he believes was endangering or likely to endanger anyone or anything. Which is, of course, precisely why we kill snakes and should kill snakes.
Ahem, if you're not proficient at killing snakes safely I suggest you call someone who is. And if you can't find a snake killer call one of the snake rescue people. These people relocate snakes, they say, although I'm not convinced that they don't sometimes yield to the temptation to run the snake over as it's slithering away. Don't forget, fellas, to skid the wheel at the right moment.
So are you with me, that a good snake is a dead snake?