It is a column writer's nightmare, changing your mind at 3am. I spring awake and the change of mind is upon me already, when the more likely scenario might appear to be that I wake slightly troubled and reach a new conclusion after a restless hour or two. Oh no, I think, I shouldn't have called them sapheads, or gits, or hobby doctors, or precious diddums, or loonies. Why didn't I just describe them as eccentric? That would have been all right with everyone! It is a fine line between insulting someone nicely and not nicely and I will admit that I seldom see it.
The change of mind may have been about the tenor of the entire column, the line of argument, the conclusion, and while I never want to be as tedious as the voice of sweet reason I like to get it right. And I'm never too sure how apparent satire, or the tongue in the cheek, should be.
Anyway, whether for reasons of misjudgement, poor reasoning, prejudice or plain old stupidity I have plumbed a few low points over the year. I must have. I think. And I'd like you to identify those low points and tell me where I went wrong. Abuse me if you wish but, really, you don't need to. I am more interested in your considered opinion.
Tomorrow I write about the peculiar beast that is this blog and the peculiar beasts who inhabit it! I'll be on holidays from the end of today, after being roundly corrected by you all, and so I want now to wish you a Merry Mithras and above all a safe holiday season. I want you back here on February 9.