A series of shark maulings and what appears to be a huge increase in shark numbers off Sydney and Newcastle has led the NSW Government to review the means of protecting surfers and other water users. Its review will be released for public comment by the end of the month, and already the Opposition is on the political bandwagon accusing the government of not doing enough to keep swimmers and sharks separated. But that is nothing to the noise that will be made by the slightly grubby brigade who like to be called greens. Theirs is, as I write in my column today, a corruption of a word for a wonderful colour.
The greenies will be shrill in their description of shark nets slaughtering whales and dolphins and dugongs and whatever else they think will pull a heart string. Baby whales will get more than a fleeting mention. They'll ignore the figures that go very, very close to proving that the meshing of beaches at Wollongong, Sydney and Newcastle has saved many lives. One such set of figures, quoted by Primary Industries Minister Ian Macdonald last year, is that there has been only one shark-attack fatality on a meshed beach since the netting began 70 years ago, when previously there'd been one a year.
What's the odd dolphin or baby whale matter in that record?
There are other measures that help protect surfers, among them aerial patrols and electronic shark deterrents. There is, too, the culling of white pointers, although the government doesn't have the courage for that. Instead it talks of a tagging program!
I've invited in my column today the dingbat greenies to nominate an Australian whose life is not worth a baby whale, a dolphin and maybe even a dugong drowned in a shark net. And if they come down from the pole to accept that invitation we can invite them to talk about as well their opposition to burning off as a bushfire-defence strategy. They've gone very quiet on burning off, you'll have noticed.
Maybe we could float greenies a few hundred metres off our beaches as shark screamers, saltwater canaries. Maybe they'd prefer to be seen as goats tethered in tiger country. They'll feel better about that than worthwhile Australians will feel about being eaten or just mauled by a shark.
Is an Australian life worth the occasional dolphin and baby whale?