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Australian researchers have discovered that ageing people really do tell longer, more boring stories, and longtime readers of my column will have no doubts about the truth of that result. Indeed, in my column in the Herald today I give an intensely personal account that illustrates this, an account I wouldn't dare subject you to twice. The leader of the research, Lauren Saling, says that older people lose the ability to tell a story efficiently, in other words with fewer words, that they are more likely to contradict themselves, that their telling is not as clear as that of younger people.

The researchers had 30 people aged between 18 and 49 and 30 people aged over 65 tell a story about a cowboy who'd been tricked in some way, and they found that while the younger people reduced the number of words required to tell the story as they told it repeatedly the older people did not. They found, too, that only half the older people told the full story while almost all the younger people did.

I suspect that I have more difficulty giving an account of something verbally now than I did as a much younger person. And that is especially when I am doing something else at the same time. I seem to find it harder constructing what I want to say, and sometimes I wonder if this is because I care more now about the construction than I did when I was younger. This difficulty doesn't seem to apply to my writing an account.

I have more trouble, too, retrieving words from my mental files. Indeed, it is wrong to say that I have the word on the tip of my tongue, because the fact is that so often the word is stuck a long way short of my tongue's tip. That problem, I know, is commonly reported by people much younger than me, and recently a workmate at least a decade younger confided that he was so worried by his new propensity to be stuck for a word that he was thinking early-onset dementia!

In my case, at age 59, combining the difficulties of verbal construction and word retrieval means that my accounts are either too short or too long.

Do you find that you have to put more effort into telling a story? Is the tip of your tongue a traffic jam of words? Is there a remedy?

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Not me Jeff but my 49 year old husband bores me to death now,I think he does it on purpose though just to annoy me.
Posted by Maree, 3/12/2011 4:27:11 AM, on The Herald
I found out a long time ago it's a lot easier to keep my trap shut. The last time I spoke up was those two words that haunt a man for ever (the knot we tie with our tongue that we can't undo with our teeth) 'I Do", and ever since the wife keeps me quiet.
Posted by time for a bex, 3/12/2011 4:41:08 AM, on The Herald
One of the reasons I happen to be here at this time in the morning is the prescription drug Dexmethsone, as part of chemotherapy.

Dex is a steroid for the body, and also a steroid for the mind. It has an effect on sleep and I am apparently not the first person who has experienced an effect on writing and thought.

The side effect listed here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexamethasone about a novelist is interesting.

I haven't read this novel yet, but have noticed an increased ability to write, think, and talk efficiently. You have to be careful that efficient speech is not rude.

Posted by Laurie Brewster maclaurie@hotmail.com Skype Video aussie9999red maclaurie.com <, 3/12/2011 4:50:00 AM, on The Herald
Maybe, the tip of the tongue of someone older, has so many more words to remember. that they stumble over the memory of so many. Maybe we are getting forgetful - who knows. But we do remember those words - it's just getting them out when we want them.

Look at all the crap that comes out of Parliament. They just try and outdo each other with language that most normal people don't understand - and that's the whole idea - to try and confuse us with nonsense.

Most young people would think me too old - but they could not work as diligently as I still do.

Posted by Kurri 'n Rose, 3/12/2011 5:04:06 AM, on The Herald
2@rose,...I could not agree with you more
Posted by sid, 3/12/2011 6:25:36 AM, on The Herald
@laurie... try reading something from Steven king. That should suffice.
Posted by sid, 3/12/2011 6:54:13 AM, on The Herald
rose , you need to get up earlier
Posted by sid, 3/12/2011 7:00:19 AM, on The Herald
KISS - keep it simple stupid.... applies to many situtations.
Posted by judgedredd, 3/12/2011 7:54:54 AM, on The Herald
Hey, Maree, you might need some H.R.T? Anyway I realised a couple of years ago that it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to open my mouth and remove all doubt, and Laurie whatever you are taking I want some of it
Posted by Bush Bunny, 3/12/2011 9:08:48 AM, on The Herald
It's just Old Timers' disease Jeff. Don't worry it only gets worse.
Posted by Steve, 3/12/2011 10:08:10 AM, on The Herald
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