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In the most comfortable jobs the only thing we take home is money. We take home no stress, no anxiety, no unpleasant interaction and no dread for the next day. In my column today I'm a postie for a few days, in my head, and I've been inspired by news that a former workmate has become a postie. Like him, I'll turn up at a mail exchange somewhere, sort and pack my mail and head off into a beautiful day to greet all my new friends. At the end of the day I'll give all the other posties a cheery wave and go home, perhaps shouting myself a congratulatory beer on the way.

What a job!

There must be other such wonderful jobs, and while I can think of quite a few possibilities they're dismissed on closer examination. Taxi driving? No drunks please. Cleaning? Too hard. Stop-go traffic control? Too boring. Telemarketing? Too hungry. Behind the bar? Maybe.

Now, in this new world money is not an issue. We assume that these jobs will provide enough - we're looking for rewards other than moolah.

And I do think it would be a privilege to choose a job on the basis that money doesn't matter. So, money aside, what's your ideal job?

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Cobb and co coach driver.
Posted by chaff and oats, 11/03/2009 8:19:00 PM
Working with Parks and Wildlife would be my choice. Go to work maintaining tracks, little bit of lantana clearing with a tractor. Stress out the door, sit on a log for lunch and a chat. But after awhile i might get bored and go back to my main job as a F18 pilot. :-) Unfortunately in the Rudd Governments catch phrase "Global Economic Recession" jobs may be scarce, so you may have to line up for a job to shovel shit, and when you get interviewed for this job you find out fifty others have applied and thirty of them have experience in this area.
Posted by Buell, 12/03/2009 6:19:08 AM
Mystery Shopper!!
Posted by Animals, 12/03/2009 8:30:35 AM
i think being a manager of a wine society would be a nice easy job. plenty of freebies to take home.
Posted by dandelion, 12/03/2009 9:08:36 AM
mowing the parks and ovals. I love mowing, and to get paid for it ... well that'd be heaven. Mowing is a job with immediate gratification, and obvious results. It's a cathartic experience.
Posted by fista, 12/03/2009 9:39:11 AM
Me too, fista. I like mowing, the more so if there's not too much pushing and pulling required.
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 12/03/2009 10:11:06 AM
fista have you been out on a ride on lawn mower in the vicinity of merewether high recently?
Posted by senior sergeant smith, 12/03/2009 10:12:56 AM
I think writing a daily column in a regional newspaper about whatever is going through my head to be a real doddle of a job. There would be some drawbacks - like dealing with that Don't PayTheBludgers bloke...
Posted by stevo, 12/03/2009 10:25:28 AM
Stay at home mum for my 1st baby due in 8 weeks. OOOh Thats right I don't get paid to do that. Guess I will just do it anyway
Posted by leahkf, 12/03/2009 10:26:23 AM
Don't forget the baby bonus Leahfk! What a lovely time of your life.
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 12/03/2009 10:40:16 AM
A Herald journalist who contributes to his own blogs as DS.
Posted by fred felcher, 12/03/2009 10:37:00 AM
Fista, drop into my pace and mow my lawn. I've been too busy to do it. I'll pay you in coffee. Lawn mower's under the house down the left side as you come in. Thanks
Posted by Reformer, 12/03/2009 10:49:32 AM
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