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The champion choko

Has any vegetable in modern times been more maligned than the choko? Or, more to the point, has any vegetable been more unfairly maligned? I suspect that the infamy of this magnificent cucurbit became established when household cooks boiled everything into a submissive mash, and I suppose it's true that choko that's been boiled for half an hour is tasteless and textureless.

Today, though, we actually like vegetables and we treat them accordingly, and the first thing I should tell you about the choko is that it should never be boiled. Microwave it, steam it, fry it, bake it, stew it, but never boil it. Despite, though, our passion for vegetables the resurgence of the choko seems to be taking an inordinately long time. It's lousy reputation lingers.

In my column in The Herald today I point out that the world needs more choko recipes. A choko vine on the back fence or over the garden shed will put food on the family table most days of the year, and it will do so without spewing a single gram of pollution into the atmosphere. No poison required, no synthetic fertiliser, no fuel-driven agriculture, no transport to market and home.

Here, now, you and I are going to do our bit for that resurgence. We want your choko recipe. And we want it now.

To get things rolling here is my family's favourite choko dish, a Chinese-inspired casserole created by my wife. We use a Chinese clay pot on top of the stove, but a

saucepan will be fine.

Chop four medium chokos into

bite-size pieces, microwave until half

cooked (perhaps two minutes). Fry in a

saucepan a chopped onion, a couple of

garlic cloves and a teaspoon of grated

ginger in a little oil, then add 500 grams of

chopped chicken. When the chicken is

browned add the half-cooked choko, two

tablespoons of Chinese rice wine, two

tablespoons of soy sauce and one quarter

cup of stock, then cook with the lid on for 10

or 15 minutes. Finally add cornflour to

thicken and a dash of sesame oil.

Serve with rice and a little bowl of soy

sauce (the thin version) with chopped chilli.

The world needs your choko recipe urgently.

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sounds good Jeff. a person i worked with used to say that anybody who had to buy chokos didnt have any friends. how true that little gem was back then.
Posted by senior sergeant smith, 2/06/2009 9:48:45 AM
How right you are Jeff. I was shopping last week and saw chokos for $4.50/kg. The vine on my fence supplies the neighbours on both sides and 3 other households. Even then we miss some on the vine, so when they shoot, they just get planted, and we never run out.
Posted by Maxwell Smart, 2/06/2009 10:01:02 AM
How do you cook them Max?
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 2/06/2009 10:53:41 AM
Chokos are about as nutritious as Celery - and about as tasteless.
Posted by Mr Veg, 2/06/2009 10:13:16 AM
SSS....... your dead right Jeffs recipe sounds Yummo !!!! I have to say that i'm a choko lover as well, what I usually do is cut them in quarters then boil them until they are 3 parts soft on the inside, drain the water from the saucepan then put the chokos back in the empty saucepan. Get another little saucepan, add 2-4 teaspoons of Butter or Margarine(Just depends on how many you are boiling 1choko, 1 spoon of margarine) & lightly boil the marg while adding a little touch of a garlic clover or garlic mince (doesn't matter which one is used) to it, while the marg is melted, stir the garlic around so the taste accumulates evenly until it has a light boil. Dish up your meal, put the chokos to one side of the plate & give them slight cuts across the top of them & pour the melted marg/butter over the top of the chokos & lightly add to them with a touch of pepper put over the top ...... All I can say then Jeff is "Bon Apetite" !!!! ps. Thanks Jeff, I am now going to buy some chokos because this blog has me longing for chokos tonight for dinner, come on people where are these recipes for chokos..........NOW !!! Roasted chokos is another way to do it as well with a roast dinner.
Posted by Tough Titties, 2/06/2009 10:55:30 AM
Hi Jeff, Like you steamed and baked. I haven't ever made them, but apparently choko pickles are pretty good as well. I expect either with tomatoes or without. If I can find the recipe, I'll let you know. Max
Posted by Maxwell Smart, 2/06/2009 11:18:16 AM
Simply cut into quarters, steam until they are tender and then sprinkle some pepper and wipe or your favourite margarine ...yummy. BUT where do u get a good choko to grow in the back yard?
Posted by cardiffresident, 2/06/2009 11:19:50 AM
There will be hundreds of vines at Cardiff, cardiffresident. But supermarkets sell chokos these days, and they're often at weekend markets and always at the food markets at Newcastle Showground on Sundays. Leave a couple of chokos in a dark place until they sprout and plant the best, half buried, with pointy end down.
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 2/06/2009 11:28:15 AM
Try chokos sliced liked scollops on the barbie, delicious!
Posted by Redemption, 2/06/2009 11:50:59 AM
Here's my choko recipe: Chop chokos, onion, chilli and garlic, pan fry with butter for 5 mins. Throw contents in bin and go out and buy pizza.
Posted by stevo, 2/06/2009 12:22:58 PM
+1, Stevo. I reckon I'd rather eat the dirt under the vine.
Posted by Scott Hillard, 2/06/2009 12:42:44 PM
You're certainly a meat eater, Scott. You'd become a better person if you could persuade a few chokos to take the journey south.
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 2/06/2009 12:50:01 PM
Chokos are great steamed and served with a big dollop of sour cream and freshly ground black pepper. Until 2 years ago I was growing a pale coloured variety along the fence. My neighbour did not share my passion for the vegetable. So it was pulled down.
Posted by Vedging out, 2/06/2009 1:05:02 PM
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