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The national sob

Shouldn't we all have the benefit of our very own sorry day so that the prime minister can tell us that we are the champions of the day, that we are those driven by sheer tenacity, by an unswerving sense of justice, that we are the ones who kept the flame of hope alight? And to bask in the oratory of the opposition leader telling us that "we admire you, we believe you, we love you"?

It was a competition in Canberra's Great Hall this week to see who of our national leaders could jerk the most tears from a willing crowd, and the floodgates were opened when men mentioned in each leader's speech embraced Mr Turnbull or Mr Rudd. Cute.

In my column in The Herald today I claim the theme for the third national sob. I and countless other Australians were caned mercilessly at school, and whether that was with good reason, as it usually was in my case, should not intrude on the wonderful emotional release of the day next year.

After national sorry days for the so-called stolen generation and the so-called forgotten people, could you tolerate one more outpouring for the so-called naughty boys? Or should we make it an annual event with a ballot for the theme?

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I attended the same High School as you in the 1970’s. As in your time the cane was administered in doses of 2, 4 and 6 “cuts”. The number had less to do with the severity of the offence as the truculence of the teacher. This begs the question, Jeff. How did you get 11 in one day?
Posted by Tony Emanuel, 18/11/2009 8:49:34 AM, on The Herald
Very occasionally we'd cop just the one, Tony. But the priests did have a clear preference for even numbers.
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 18/11/2009 9:19:04 AM
Jeff - you're not the Messiah, you were just a very naughty boy! (Life of Brian, Monty Python)
Posted by Biggus, 18/11/2009 8:54:14 AM, on The Herald
The cane never permanently hurt anyone, look at you Jeff, a fine upstanding person of the community....I say bring it back or at least something of it's equivalent.... just the threat of the cane kept me in line (i never felt the wrath of it though)...the lack of discipline, disrespect of authority and general lack of responsibility for one's own actions probably coincided with the demise of the cane. .. on a side note, I am sure that you are still naughty to this day and could use a good caning..any volunteers???
Posted by sceptic, 18/11/2009 8:56:52 AM, on The Herald
My wife wields the stick these days!
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 18/11/2009 9:20:36 AM
Wow Jeff that's a bit cruel. I watched a documentary last night about Fairbridge School near Molong, and the story was harrowing and yes I think I can use the word outraged. I absolutely am very thankful that I was brought up in a loving family with two parents who loved (and still do) me very much. I hope that I provide a loving and stable upbringing for my bubba. The biggest problem the victims of these institutions feel is the lack of official recognition of their suffering. Some of them were able to build loving families of their own, but they always carried the guilt the hurt and the outrage. But what burns the most is when they go looking for an apology or yes compensation they get sidelined. One of my neighbours was a victim of a catholic run orphanage and he is still fighting to this day for some sort of apology.
Posted by leahkf, 18/11/2009 9:05:40 AM, on The Herald
What about a sorry day for all those in the past who got the size 10 up the backside by the local rotund Police Sergeant for playing up on the streets and then got another when re-telling of the incident to our fathers. Emotionally scarred me for life. Learning manners and behaviour the old way they called it.
Posted by MizJasper, 18/11/2009 9:17:31 AM, on The Herald
Personally I think your belittling the stolen & forgotten ones but hey, I'll join in anyway. There is no way on earth that a sorry day is needed for the caned generation, what is needed is to bring the cane back along with some hard-arsed teachers and coppers to inflict some discipline on our current crop of little darlings. I copped the cane and it taught me respect, something our youth are severely lacking in today.
Posted by G, 18/11/2009 9:29:23 AM, on The Herald
Respect for what?
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 18/11/2009 9:42:41 AM
MizJasper - at a lot of Catholic boarding schools it seems students also got a size (something) up the backside too, but not by the Police.
Posted by Broken Rites, 18/11/2009 9:30:19 AM, on The Herald
The events of yesterday just show how meaningless the Aboriginal apology was. Kevin07 is such a fake.
Posted by Jill, 18/11/2009 10:38:07 AM, on The Herald
Of course it was meaningless, Jill. People cannot apologise, meaningfully, for something they didn't do. This is all about the art of politics.
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 18/11/2009 10:41:02 AM
i demand an apology from the current government for subjecting us to tracey grimshaw and anna coren, and the verbal diahrea that proceeds from their mouths. also i would like to suggest all kids who copped the cane at school are allowed a healing session with the teacher who gave us the cane where we would have 5 mins each to go like stink on the tools with a cane ourselves.
Posted by catl, 18/11/2009 11:15:23 AM, on The Herald
Jeff, you being caned so frequently only re-enforces the fact that it does not work. What the major problem was the Priests and other teachers getting so much pleasure from administering it. As you no doubt have worked out as you got older, some teachers actually got off on the brutality. Maybe as in other historical abuse cases these child abuses should be brought before the court.
Posted by Buell, 18/11/2009 12:07:05 PM, on The Herald
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