What has moved some generous soul to nominate me for the Australian of the Year Awards 2010? My being a nice person? That I'm getting old? Something I've written?
The letter from National Australia Day Council chairman Adam Gilchrist, who must have missed my columns on the world's most tedious game, arrived yesterday as I prepared to write of what I see as my best work in 2010. "This year more than 2500 people were nominated for the Australian of the Year Awards," Mr Gilchrist wrote. "Being nominated is a great honour, and I hope you feel proud of the impact you are having in your community and the nation." As you know, a great many people do not view that impact at all positively!
If it was something I've written that spurred someone to nominate me, I wonder what it was. In my column in The Herald today I have patted my own back for a few of my columns during the year, and one that my blogging regulars will recall for the ensuing abuse was that determining which of Taree, Kempsey or Coffs Harbour was the tattoo capital of the coast. A teacher of communications told me recently that he uses this column in lessons, but I'm inclined to the view that his cause would be better served by using the reams of abuse that was lodged on this blog.
Anyone got a dollar on Robert Borsak at a billion to one as the nominator? Mr Borsak - who could forget! - is the chairman of both The Shooters Party, which wants to shoot in national parks, and the government's NSW Game Council, and more to the point he is a thrill killer of elephants in Africa.
Might it be one of the Islington street prostitute's clients charged after I protested against the unfairness of charging the prostitutes and just cautioning their clients when both are equally in breach of the law?
If I persuaded one of my readers during the year that Australia's and our media's dumping of Schapelle Corby is appalling, my columns on this shameful episode have been worthwhile.
Which columns or blogs during the year do you remember as interesting? And why? And if you write something nice about me you are free to rip me to shreds in my blog tomorrow about my year's regrets.
And if you nominated me for Australian of the Year, thank you!