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We're always eager to believe a story when we're told it's true, and that's because true stories are the best. In fact, ghost stories have no value at all unless we are prepared to believe a little bit. It's this eagerness to believe that is fuelling the urban myth that is the Lemon Tree Passage Road's motorcyclist ghost and which, unfortunately, is putting the lives of presumably young people at risk. I say presumably young people because I'd hope that mature people would not be so silly as to speed along the road in an attempt to, according to the myth, wake the ghost of a motorcyclist killed on the road in the mid 1990s. The motorbike's headlight, so goes the myth, follows the speeding car, and YouTube has a number of films taken from within speeding cars. Police, too, have been doing well on Lemon Tree Passage Road, one night last week catching seven drivers speeding for the ghost. One P-plater lost his licence and $692.

An urban myth rips through the community once or twice a year, and the myth that preceded the motorcyclist's ghost was the Metford fairy, one I was told with earnest attestations of truth half a dozen times. A woman received a phone call at work from her intellectually disabled son to say he'd caught a fairy and locked it in the garden shed (or blanket box) and that he was covered in scratches. The woman rushes home to find that son is indeed covered in scratches and that the fairy in the garden shed is a very angry dwarf. Son was charged with kidnapping.

Just enough possibility to allow the most eager believers to believe, and I don't suppose it does any harm if we pass over the possibility that the story may offend people with dwarfism or an intellectual disability.

Do you have an urban myth you can share? Is it true?

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a myth is not a truth. the yagon monster and the minmi cemetery ghost are ones that spring to mind.....
Posted by judgedredd, 25/08/2010 9:24:49 AM, on The Herald
I like the sound of those, judge. Can you flesh out the horror for us.
Posted by Jeff Corbett on 25/08/2010 9:55:12 AM
A rich person dies in a etype and is not found for for a long time. The car was fully closed and in the sun. It sold for pittance as the residual odour could not ever be removed. As adolescents we awwed over the percieved case of the wasted girl magnet. It was maybe a bigger boy magnet anyway as we didnt have much knowledge of what girls really liked? (actually tried in MB by jamy and co and I cant remeber the result) If anyone has the time and inclination trawling through the old episodes will fill a topic with ease?
Posted by e-type jaguar, 25/08/2010 9:29:03 AM, on The Herald
remember the wattagan monster in the 70s ? a giant lizzard type creature i think . it used to get a run just before our scout camping trips , there was always someone in the group who knew a farmer who had come across it.
Posted by catl, 25/08/2010 9:31:58 AM, on The Herald
yes judge i remember the minmi cemetary one going around , a young couple parking near there seeing lights or glowing coming from headstones is the version i heard.
Posted by catl, 25/08/2010 9:59:40 AM, on The Herald
The best I have had was a guy who suicided in his brand new Falcon on the lonely outskirts of Melbourne. He wasn't found for over 3 months. There was considerable decomposition. His distraught wife offered the smelly car for sale for the $2,000 towing fee. I called the police at Nunawadding. The policeman there desperately got rid of me so he could call the stations to find out which station had attended so he could buy it.
Posted by Col, 25/08/2010 10:52:19 AM, on The Herald
As someone who rode horses to school in primary school our nemesis was the headless rider. Whilst we never to got to see him we were on numerous occasions chased by an irate father who used to quietly plant himself in the paddocks to see if we were looking after the horses. He knew we used to race the neighbours home (they rode too) and the whip was produced a couple of times. Bit like like the police on Lemon Tree Passage Rd really! This reinforces my view that it's the live ones you need to look out for,not the Dead ones!
Posted by Bush Bunny, 25/08/2010 10:59:21 AM, on The Herald
A leading crypotozoologist Professor Gary Opit, after viewing photos of foot prints taken in our district believe that the shape and size indicate they were made by a large bipedal animal more than likely a Yowie.The main reason for bringing this to attention is the welfare of one of our fellow bloggers intouch who has or is planning to camp not too far from the yowie sight. Has anyone seen intouch lately ?
Posted by chaff and oats, 25/08/2010 11:18:29 AM, on The Herald
i have seen the minmi cemetery light on numerous occasions with various people. you used to be able to park near the entrance to the cemetery and see a glow in amongst the tombstones.... we were even brave enough to get out of the car once and go look for it but couldn't work out what it was or where it was coming from as it disappeared when we got closer. weird - yes, scary - no. the light is no longer visible since they refurbished the entrance to the cemetery. the yagen monster was, and maybe still is, a monster that creeps up on you from behind when walking around the bush near seal rocks and yagen. you would have to carry a "yagen stick" with you (just a reasonable sized branch) and if you heard him sneaking up behind you, you would have to turn and face it and throw the stick on the ground and yell something and it would run away.... i forget what it was you had to yell? maybe it was just "yagen"? i never saw or heard the yagen monster..... but i did carry a stick with me on occasions.
Posted by judgedredd, 25/08/2010 11:22:18 AM, on The Herald
I can remember driving up to Minmi Cemetary in the middle of the night to try and find the ghost too. This was almost 30 years ago. Apparently you could see eyes looking out from between the headstones. A more rational explanation was the lights from the nearby coal washery being reflected from a polished headstone. Not nearly as exciting as a ghost!
Posted by Dastirum, 25/08/2010 11:28:37 AM, on The Herald
catlicker - I think what the couple was seeing was Paradise By The Dashboard Lights. (you know how the rest of that goes)
Posted by Lentil Loaf, 25/08/2010 11:31:33 AM, on The Herald
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