who'd open the jars?

Phht....Dunno what would happen in my household with no men (ie me) - who would my missus have to boss around??? She'd be lost without me....

[*This is not directed at or intended to include genuine IVF clients*] Any woman that likes the idea of this concept probably deserves to have it. Woe betide the progeny of these maladjusted 'XX' misfits. Maybe we should find out who thinks this is a good idea (male or female) , and ensure that they are excluded from the gene pool and the parenting pool, not on the basis of their same-sexed-ness, but on the basis of their acute intellectual shortcomings. Jeff, women are not generally any better at being human beings. Men (including you, if you believe what you typed....which I doubt) have been conditioned to believe that they are to blame for everything, that they are naughty little boys, and that women are just so much better organised, more grown up, more realistic. That, if women could just get control of the entire world, we'd have no more wars, or famine, or homelessness, or paisley ties. UTTER RUBBISH! To quote Mr T from the Snickers ad : GET SOME NUTS!

fast track to a "better world" - as it seems the 100 to one victems of war and male dominance practices are women and children. roman bronze casteration clamp description by some sort of a practicioner "There are descriptions available, but briefly the clamp was hinged at the top (actually tied together) the penis popped through the hole to keep away, the inside of the clamp "blades" are serrated. The testicles are drawn through between the blades and the bottom of the clamp tied together so clamping the scotum and restricting the blood supply to the trapped testes. Castration followed usually by slicing off the testes with a red hot blade so cautherising the wound at the same time. Nothing new, I have a modern surgical clamp that does exactly the same job." Hope this helps.

Casteration is also a process used in the refinement of sucrose. The crystallised sugar is ground to a finer consistency, more suitable for use in cooking and food preparation.

Spelling is also a term used for resting racehorses.

I'd had good relations with women in the workplace until seeing a strange face at the office door. I approached her to offer assistance, only to realise that, she was an existing employee who now had (previously long) a short hair cut. I said, "I'm sorry, I didn't recognise you, you've had your hair cut". Next day, I'm in the managers office, deemed guilty of harassment, as I had made comment on her personal appearance. Weeks later, after 5PM, the same woman comes into my office and says, "I've got a flat tyre, and I need you to change it". I replied, "why me"? She says, "because your a man, isn't that what men do". Incredibly, this woman wants to take a man who supposedly harrassed her, into a darkened street to change a tyre for her..geez !! Without men, women would have no one to blame. A society entirely of women would ultimately self-destruct by drowning in a sea of gossip, rumour, innuendo, and down-right bitchiness. Some women can do without men, the majority can't.

oh Jeff! undoubtably your best piece yet! pure gold! Kudos.

After a disappointing last year regarding the Ernie Awards, i think you have done your chances no harm for this year with the 3G/ royal flush scenario and reducing the TER to allow women to qualify for math's degrees. The award organizers will no doubt be pleased with the demise of the male population and the competition may be coming to an end so all the best in your pursuit of a gold Ernie.

Exackery, Stormbringer. Phew - after all that typing, I think I'll go casterate myself with a snickers bar. Om nom nom.....mmmm, nutty.