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Man caught with penis in pasta jar

19 Nov, 2008 12:59 PM
A MAN caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.

Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.

Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken.

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Ya gotta Laugh!!!!!
Posted by dolmio grin, 19/11/2008 8:40:12 AM
I wonder if he had that "Dolmio" grin ???
Posted by Tough Titties, 19/11/2008 9:34:20 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to 'wearing the Dolmio grin' ...
Posted by skigal, 19/11/2008 9:50:53 AM
What he had a Jack Russell in the car? & where was the Pasta
Posted by miner, 19/11/2008 10:11:47 AM
Bizarre? Yes. Funny? Definitely. Worthy of being forcefully subdued by four police wielding batons and capsicum spray... hmmm.... the guy was just having a w--- and is not a car private space? Truly worrying in many, many ways.
Posted by mrHummer, 19/11/2008 10:15:05 AM
I recommend Leggo's sauce. When ever I make my famous bolognaise sauce, I just open the Leggo's
Posted by Bolonaise Boy, 19/11/2008 10:47:09 AM
I'm just imagining what he could've done with the $600 he got fined....The mind boggles on this one-on MANY levels 4sure!
Posted by ArtzyAudz, 19/11/2008 10:53:25 AM
I hope the cops didn't eat the parmesan cheese.
Posted by moron, 19/11/2008 11:09:50 AM
The capsicum spray would save him the bother of adding any chillis! Prceless!
Posted by Directeur Sportif, 19/11/2008 11:52:52 AM
What a classic , and he was still trying to have a go what the police were trying to stop him ,
Posted by Hodgie, 19/11/2008 12:47:44 PM
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