NEWCASTLE'S finals campaign will be a magical mystery tour in enemy territory after they were overwhelmed 3-0 by arch rivals Central Coast at Bluetongue Stadium last night.
In a disastrous penultimate-round match, rescheduled after a washout last Saturday, the Jets lost skipper Matt Thompson at half-time when he aggravated a hamstring injury, had striker Labinot Haliti sent off and relinquished any chance of a top-four finish and home-ground advantage in the play-offs.
It was Newcastle's third loss in as many games and Central Coast's first win since November 21, after a 10-game winless streak.
The Jets are now no chance of qualifying for the top four, which would have entitled them to host a game in the opening week of the finals.
They will need to win three play-offs on the road to reach the grand final, and on recent form they will be lucky to win another game this season.
Sixth before last night's game, their only hope of improving on that position is to beat last-placed Adelaide at EnergyAustralia Stadium on Friday night and hope that fifth-placed Perth Glory lose at home to Brisbane.
Bereft of form and confidence, Newcastle could be struggling to scrape together a team to play Adelaide.
Jobe Wheelhouse (hip), Sean Rooney (thigh) and Neil Young (broken nose) missed last night's F3 showdown with injury and there is no guarantee they will be available by Friday night.
Thompson must also be in extreme doubt and Haliti will be suspended.
Frustrated Jets coach Branko Culina said his team "need to rediscover the form we had a few weeks back" when they were challenging for a top-two position.
"Ideally you would like to play at home [in the finals] and reward your supporters for the support they have provided you with throughout the year," Culina said.
"We would have like to have done that, but now that's not going to happen.
"So be it.
"Again, if we don't play to our maximum capabilities, it doesn't matter if we play at home or away.
"If we play like we did in the second half today, it's better that we play away, because we won't disappoint so many supporters that way.
"But we won't do that. We'll get it right.
"By the time the semi-finals come around, we'll get it right."
The Jets arrived at Gosford last night with plenty to play for, but by full-time it was hard to tell which team were also-rans and who had already qualified for the post-season.
Newcastle started strongly and had some early opportunities, but the home side drew first blood in the 17th minute when former Novocastrian Nigel Boogaard scored from a header.
Brad Porter produced a looping corner and Boogaard was on hand to direct it past the despairing dive of Newcastle keeper Ben Kennedy.
Newcastle held on grimly until half-time and emerged after the break minus Thompson, who had handed the captain's armband to Ljubo Milicevic.
Within five minutes of the resumption, Newcastle's fate was sealed.
In the 48th minute, Haliti was bearing down on goal when he tangled with defender Shane Huke and was booked by referee Ben Williams for diving.
Two minutes later, Huke set up Adam Kwasnik, who chipped Kennedy to make it 2-0.
Chasing the game, desperation got the better of Haliti in the 56th minute when he was ruled to have deliberately hand-balled before putting it in the net.
Williams immediately produced a second yellow card, then a red.
"I don't have to say anything to him," Culina said.
"He knows he made the mistake . . . he's a smart enough and experienced enough player to know he did the wrong thing by himself and by the team.
"But that happens.
"That's football. Sometimes you do lose your head."
The scoreline became even more embarrassing for Newcastle in the 72nd minute when Porter finished a goal created by Brady Smith.
Mariners midfielder Pedj Bojic was sent off in the 89th minute for a second foul.
Culina said Thompson was rested at half-time as a precaution and admitted "in an ideal situation, he probably shouldn't have played."
Thompson said he "didn't want to push it with the semi-finals coming up" and could miss Friday night's game.
Mariners coach Lawrie McKinna said the win was a reward for perseverance.
"The first 15 minutes, Vukovic must have had four or five good saves . . . Danny kept us in the game," McKinna said.
"But by half-time we were quite comfortable and thought we could go on with it."