AUSTRALIA Day dawned. The park glistened. A family took their morning stroll. Bronzed, muscle-bound hunks ran themselves ragged, stretching, jogging, running, pumping out push-ups. Life, be in it, in the great Aussie outdoors. Glorious.
Two chattering sweet young things walked their enormous black dog leash-free. Just as well the hunks had finished their training because right in the middle of their running track, the great black pooch pooed, dropping an enormous load. Oblivious, the sweet young things chattered onwards, leaving behind their contribution to the great Aussie outdoors.
Australians all, let us rejoice!
Louise Roach
Georgetown
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